John Dillermand: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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  1. mary canary
    mary canary
    53 секунд мурун

    honestly, when his dick first burns the sausages, nearly gets john killed when he goes to get new sausages - and then promptly burns the new batch, i screamed laughing xD you can just imagine the bloody thing like :D the entire time

  2. Andrea Repetto
    Andrea Repetto
    8 мүнөт мурун

    As a parent I'm DELIGHTED!! It's so important for kids to be able to talk about their bodies and ask questions without feeling fear or shame. Even better if the topic is made fun or funny! The more comfortable kids are talking about their bodies now, the better prepared they are for adulthood.

  3. BryanPaul
    BryanPaul
    3 саат мурун

    OH...MY...GOD !!

  4. Gillian Aqua
    Gillian Aqua
    4 саат мурун

    Yes hi id like more info on that pirate with the cult lol

  5. BrokenGlassShimmerLikeStarDust
    BrokenGlassShimmerLikeStarDust
    5 саат мурун

    Peepees by themselves are inherently funny. I can't think about a penis and not want to laugh a little. It's a ridiculous organ. Used for sex sometimes but mostly just hanging and swinging around. There are stress-relief toys you can squeeze that are shaped like cartoon penises, they're popular in parts of Asia.

  6. James Harris
    James Harris
    5 саат мурун

    If John Hillerman were still alive I wonder what he'd think?

  7. Low Light
    Low Light
    6 саат мурун

    A 2 bedroom, 1 bath home on 1 acre of arable land still costs about $85-90K to build in any state in the country. During inflation, this could be around $95-100K, but these numbers haven't changed much in 30 years. If every single U.S. citizen had an acre of ARABLE land, it would take up about 21% of all arable land in the U.S., and about 14% of total land area. An acre is a very large piece of land; enough for a home and food garden (plus some small livestock). Enough to raise a family. Every industry related to the manufacture and sale of homes and real estate is lying to you. Every politician who has a vested interest in real estate is lying to you. Every gentrified community who's property values are artificially and prohibitively inflated is lying to you. Get together (about 100 people should do it) and build your own communities. 100 people working part-time at a minimum wage job can bring in $100K/month. Your first purchase will be a lawyer to set up all the social programs you qualify for (about $30K). Food per month for 100 people is about $20K. You will need contiguous land initially, about 10 acres on a road with power: around $50K.

  8. Mark A
    Mark A
    7 саат мурун

    Jeez John, using Phil & Holly on "This Morning" is hardly clever conversation. For those who don't know, this morning is effectively the start of mind numbing daytime tv here in the UK! Complete and utter shite !

  9. NewGenGaming
    NewGenGaming
    9 саат мурун

    World is getting fucked up every day

  10. Jerepasaurus
    Jerepasaurus
    10 саат мурун

    As someone that was very instinctively curious about anything even vaguely sexual since the age of 6, even though I was never given any sexual education at all and sex or genitals were never discussed in any way while I was growing up... yeah... this show definitely would have made me even more weird than I am now if I had seen it as a child. lol

  11. Andres Martinez
    Andres Martinez
    11 саат мурун

    John Dillermand seems like something Adultswim would make

  12. John Duncan
    John Duncan
    11 саат мурун

    109 countries. This is why.

  13. MusicAda
    MusicAda
    11 саат мурун

    Asexuals, we picked good a country to invade

  14. Rare Stern
    Rare Stern
    11 саат мурун

    This ain't it chief. This is why normal people are abandoning left wing politics. You're so culturally depraved, you're driving people to neo-liberalism.

  15. Krishna Satram
    Krishna Satram
    13 саат мурун

    Unfortunately, there are toooo many people who are frickin uptight.

  16. Jeppe Holm-Christensen
    Jeppe Holm-Christensen
    13 саат мурун

    Jeg elsker når John snakker om Danmark! Vi føler os elskede

  17. justalurkr
    justalurkr
    14 саат мурун

    Discovery is questioning so very many of its life choices

  18. Avimech 85
    Avimech 85
    15 саат мурун

    If this were in America, John Dillerman would be put on the sex offender registry

  19. Michael Pop
    Michael Pop
    15 саат мурун

    I was born in Romania under a communist government dictatorship. Please go back to whatever country you came from because all you do is spread the communist left(Democrats) propaganda lies. Stop supporting a bunch of evil communists like AOC

  20. Jeff
    Jeff
    16 саат мурун

    This only shows me that my kids suck because they are American.

  21. Chris Howerton
    Chris Howerton
    17 саат мурун

    WTF! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  22. amber o
    amber o
    17 саат мурун

    waldo looks different here

  23. Renee Arika
    Renee Arika
    18 саат мурун

    What's!!!!!! Ahaaaaaaaaaa

  24. Truth Seekers
    Truth Seekers
    19 саат мурун

    What's next? a female character with wings down below?? Bunch of knobs!...Excuse the pun.

  25. Michelle Schu-blacka
    Michelle Schu-blacka
    19 саат мурун

    I might have been onboard if the 'appendage' was coming out of his head ... And coming.

  26. Charles Gerber
    Charles Gerber
    20 саат мурун

    This is hilarious. Do you think kids in Denmark have John Dillerman themed birthday parties? Lol too funny

  27. The Viking Sock
    The Viking Sock
    20 саат мурун

    that show is just utter garbage ... besides the penis thing, its just fn weird and pointless in every regard

  28. shldnfr
    shldnfr
    20 саат мурун

    Looking forward to the Nintendo Switch game.

  29. Ëë Mage
    Ëë Mage
    21 саат мурун

    For some reason I was impatient for Oliver to finish the video just to go to the comments, I'm not disappointed.

  30. Charlie The Cockatoo
    Charlie The Cockatoo
    21 саат мурун

    John gleefully telling us about monopolisation. Ew.

  31. Ask to seduce Miss
    Ask to seduce Miss
    22 саат мурун

    John: "Hey, VFX department, wait 'til you hear what you'll be animating this week..."

  32. Mike Em
    Mike Em
    Күн мурун

    Am I the only one who also thought, "I found Well-Endowed Waldo"?

  33. Rasmus Saksvold
    Rasmus Saksvold
    Күн мурун

    Kom så Danmark🇩🇰

  34. hedgehog3180
    hedgehog3180
    Күн мурун

    In general Denmark basically has the reverse view of sex and violence in children's TV compared to the US. Sex is seen as not a problem and actually healthy while violence, fighting, war and so on are seen as completely inappropriate for children. There's a reason why LEGO at most will make Star Wars sets but never something about soldiers and it's because that would spark outrage in Denmark.

    1. Ask to seduce Miss
      Ask to seduce Miss
      22 саат мурун

      explicitly, but ...this is pretty important and good.

  35. Thomas Murch
    Thomas Murch
    Күн мурун

    Please upvote this comment if Londo Mollari of the Centauri Republic sent you here...

  36. Din al-Fitrah
    Din al-Fitrah
    Күн мурун

    A show about a guys penis aimed at our kids? Stay away from our children, please.

  37. Ahnaf Ahmed
    Ahnaf Ahmed
    Күн мурун

    yes a part that's one of the main job is for sexual activities can obviously be perfectly desexualized

  38. ۚ Safwān চিজ
    ۚ Safwān চিজ
    Күн мурун

    Hey don’t disrespect Arthur like that

  39. Jamie G
    Jamie G
    Күн мурун

    i am so tired of america being too childish about this stuff to have childrens shows like this 🤣 time to go to europe

  40. Devin Henderson
    Devin Henderson
    Күн мурун

    A bigger Twit then Seth Meyers.

  41. MainDepth
    MainDepth
    Күн мурун

    This is so fucking disturbing

  42. fozpringle1
    fozpringle1
    Күн мурун

    I think i must be an alien on earth cuz this is wierd as fuck and genuinely shocking that so many people are not shocked by this..... yes its not sexualized but private parts are meant to be private

    1. Point Less
      Point Less
      Күн мурун

      Yep agreed it is weird, sick even but they will keep normalizing it.

  43. Don DeWitt
    Don DeWitt
    Күн мурун

    The return of business daddy

  44. Leon Estello
    Leon Estello
    Күн мурун

    Oh no... No no no. Just no.

  45. official3ird
    official3ird
    Күн мурун

    John is trying so hard to get this show canceled lol

  46. Bisquick
    Bisquick
    Күн мурун

    Alright, this show usually pisses me off because whatever topic focused on is obviously causal to our core social organization of capitalism but yet this is never really said explicitly, _but_ ...this is pretty important and good.

  47. how_are_u_so_bad_like_come_ooon
    how_are_u_so_bad_like_come_ooon
    Күн мурун

    Im from denmark and every kid under the age of 7 talks about this show.

    1. John Duncan
      John Duncan
      11 саат мурун

      Pretty fucked up actually.

  48. Mohammed Chang
    Mohammed Chang
    Күн мурун

    Bernd das Brot Nachtschleife. Go look it up.

  49. Masterbossofbosses
    Masterbossofbosses
    Күн мурун

    spoiler it didn't go great they all died

  50. Nora Brandt
    Nora Brandt
    Күн мурун

    John Oliver: What do we have here? Me: ROBOT CHICKEN...MUTHAF*CKA!!!

  51. R.W. Randolph
    R.W. Randolph
    Күн мурун

    And he wears a purple hat... lmao!

  52. moeshickenyay
    moeshickenyay
    Күн мурун

    I want a T shirt.

  53. tara cullen
    tara cullen
    Күн мурун

    The whimsy and humor of this show is not lost on me, but, as a woman I do wonder how desexualized it would come across if John was instead a Joan or a Janet--and an entire animated series was developed around the storyline of how she hides/stuffs/stores/etc all manner of things in her vagina.

  54. Sarah Sant
    Sarah Sant
    Күн мурун

    Genuinely, though, I am ALL FOR desexualizing organs that have multiple purposes! The penis, vulva, buttocks, and breasts have nonsexual purposes! Penises and vulvas both release waste product in the form of urine, buttocks house large and important leg muscles and give us a nice place to sit, and breasts feed babies! I've been thinking a lot lately about how everything in the U.S. is so intensely sexualized, and how sexuality is considered gross and bad even as it's flaunted in advertisements. It's truly bizarre, and totally unnecessary. Bodies can be silly and fun, and it's okay to talk about them.

  55. MechakittenX
    MechakittenX
    Күн мурун

    You stay away from Arthur, heretic.

  56. bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojo
    Күн мурун

    🤷‍♂️

  57. mib
    mib
    Күн мурун

    Jamen cool nok. John Oliver taler om John Dillermand...

  58. Amber Faux
    Amber Faux
    Күн мурун

    I wasn't ready for the peeens

  59. lai nightwalker
    lai nightwalker
    Күн мурун

    as a Dane this was amazing. but especialy because it is such a non-story here.

  60. Kyle Ouimet
    Kyle Ouimet
    Күн мурун

    thanks professor duncan

    1. bofooit gojo
      bofooit gojo
      Күн мурун

      ら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  61. MJ
    MJ
    Күн мурун

    "so we need something for the web exclusive" "another one? i thought we were on break? wtf he wants anyways" "yeah about that...erm...its a, its a...why dont i forward john's email, he has some sketch ideas" "i gotta tell you this is a dick move to ask to work on the break," "yeah, but its a short one...actually we need a long one," .... "so when i said dick move.." "...you were right on the money"

  62. Martin J
    Martin J
    Күн мурун

    Welcome to Denmark.

  63. Big Tex
    Big Tex
    Күн мурун

    I want royalties from this cartoon that is obviously based on me.

  64. AJHyoton
    AJHyoton
    Күн мурун

    2:42 Barney has this, "Oh well! Shit happens what're you gonna do!?" look about him.

  65. Zoe Gartham
    Zoe Gartham
    Күн мурун

    Inspector Gadget, anyone?

  66. RED
    RED
    Күн мурун

    DISGUSTING

  67. salzigerTee
    salzigerTee
    Күн мурун

    Wait a minute, "A pirate that tries to join a satanic cult"? Where do I find this? I need this in my life!

  68. Logan Osmolinski
    Logan Osmolinski
    Күн мурун

    Bibbidi bobbidi boo here's interaction for you.

  69. james eaton
    james eaton
    Күн мурун

    Please stop ...

  70. Nathan alexander
    Nathan alexander
    Күн мурун

    God d#mnit whats next! Laura labia who saves people!!

  71. Ryan Anderson
    Ryan Anderson
    Күн мурун

    In America he would go around subjugating everyone and be a billionaire who could ride his penis into space....

  72. Twig Legg
    Twig Legg
    Күн мурун

    Can you talk about the Judge Rotenberg Center

  73. Alfred Klitgaard Toldam
    Alfred Klitgaard Toldam
    2 күн мурун

    Im danish and in one of the episodes he used the pp to pollinate the flowers It was a very inapropriate behavior.

  74. 2 күн мурун

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  75. KikiChapelle
    KikiChapelle
    2 күн мурун

    Where’s Waldo?

  76. burningwings136
    burningwings136
    2 күн мурун

    what... the... heck...

  77. Marcus Aurelius
    Marcus Aurelius
    2 күн мурун

    Americans 2 remake it, but with a tail

  78. My1
    My1
    2 күн мурун

    I would put that onto a similar level as slapstick comedy in child cartoons. I mean anvil drops, explosions and similar things are super common but no one is crying violence really

  79. Armenias Thunk
    Armenias Thunk
    2 күн мурун

    Pretty sure this wouldn't work in America though. You toss your junk to a little kid, even to keep him from drowning, and it's 5 to 10. Been there, done that.

  80. Kyong Park
    Kyong Park
    2 күн мурун

    I’d say its more of a Super Mario and Waldo had a kid, but I digress

  81. Armenias Thunk
    Armenias Thunk
    2 күн мурун

    Hey, I never consented to Denmark using my image!

  82. TheSuperToe
    TheSuperToe
    2 күн мурун

    🎼🎵Soon may the dillerman come...🎶

  83. min chen
    min chen
    2 күн мурун

    Bunny took so much from you John lmao

  84. DK 1689 Production
    DK 1689 Production
    2 күн мурун

    My 7 year old nephew sings the theme tune so much that now i have it looping in My head.

  85. AurumJuice
    AurumJuice
    2 күн мурун

    his clothing is oddly simular to Popee's clothing from Popee the Performer. . . . .hrmng

  86. Dilshaad Saib
    Dilshaad Saib
    2 күн мурун

    Hey John! can you research the growing ingestible beauty market..... products such as Vida Glow, etc. Would love to see what your team uncovers, :)

  87. S
    S
    2 күн мурун

    Oh my word...this world

  88. Symphantic
    Symphantic
    2 күн мурун

    John Oliver just single-handedly doomed civilization to ruin. Who knew he had a dong? Well, we all know now and our purity has been corrupted. Good going, John, I hope it was worth it.

  89. Jonathan Lund
    Jonathan Lund
    2 күн мурун

    I'm very proud to be danish right now

  90. Christopher Moore
    Christopher Moore
    2 күн мурун

    Isn’t there a character in season two of the boys that has a power like this

  91. Bruno
    Bruno
    2 күн мурун

    “Today we gonna talk about Denmark known as LEGO” we felt that 😢

  92. loosingmymemory7
    loosingmymemory7
    2 күн мурун

    I think any way to communicate is either art or war, I prefer art as it is fascinating. They should just put a blue symbol that has corners at 90 degree angles for the paw patrol, at least it would be more accurate and entertaining

    1. fouoii gyhh
      fouoii gyhh
      2 күн мурун

      Representation 😂😂

  93. Lisa FaerieDreams
    Lisa FaerieDreams
    2 күн мурун

    I can just imagine all the F'd up, overly sensitive, controlling, religious, do-gooders... standing on their pedestal preaching their BS if this ever came to America~ sigh

  94. Lisa FaerieDreams
    Lisa FaerieDreams
    2 күн мурун

    omg! 😱😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  95. dataslagter
    dataslagter
    2 күн мурун

    I enjoyed this, but I want more Octopus

  96. mondaymusic
    mondaymusic
    2 күн мурун

    He rapes but he saves and he saves but he rapes. - Dave Chapelle

  97. Thomas Lätth
    Thomas Lätth
    2 күн мурун

    More kids traumatized by Mr Blobby.

  98. Cogitator Cat
    Cogitator Cat
    2 күн мурун

    John should get this “watch out, watch out, watch out, there’s a Humphrey about”.

  99. Jose Sanchez
    Jose Sanchez
    2 күн мурун

    John Oliver is cleverly expressing his dislike of the merger. Cool, right on man!

    1. Jacob Andrews
      Jacob Andrews
      3 саат мурун

      I don’t think he hates it as much as enjoys fresh meat corporations to absolutely talk shit about.